Tuesday, October 30, 2012
You Can't Scare Me
Halloween! Time for all things spooky, scary, frightening and morbid!
Well...it's gonna take more than a rotting zombie, a blood sucking vampire or puke spewing possessed little girl with her head on backwards to phase me!
I'm hard core. I'm a betrayed wife.
You can't scare me with mere decapitations or amputations executed by a lunatic in a battered hockey mask wielding a rusted machete. I scoff at flying limbs.
Bring on the most antagonistic poltergeist! Apparitions combined with lightening, fog, rattling chains and eerie organ music will never give me pause.
I survived infidelity. I think I can handle lizard like aliens leaping out of intestinal tracts.
BEWARE!!! I'm gonna share a REAL scary picture with you. It was taken 10/31/10.
This poor woman had been transformed by mental torture so severe, only 2 short weeks after her heart had been ripped from her chest, she was totally brainwashed into believing Richard, the Liar, her husband that pledged to love her and only her forever. Wicked Richard, the Liar, told her there were no more secrets, no more shocking revelations to cause her additional agony. The Liar spun his tale of confession. The story was that he had shared everything about his affair with a scrawny evil witch named Jaymie and he was beyond remorseful.
In her delusional state, she had come to nearly worship the man that cut out her heart. Note how in her fool's paradise of denial she clings to the dastardly and deceptive victimizer, smiling all the while!
Shocking! Alarming! The most outrageous scene in 30 years of marriage!
OH, THE HUMANITY!
Are you scared yet?? Are you shaking uncontrollably?? You should be HORRIFIED!!
Not to worry, she cast off the bondage of delusional thought when she found the hidden letters that revealed Richard was truly in love with the evil witch. She grew stronger through her discovery and waged a great war against Richard the Liar. Although she was admittedly, stark raving mad for over a year, she persevered and is now firmly on the path to happy ever after.
Now you know why I'll never be scared by anything Freddy Krueger can dish out.
Happy Halloween, my frightful fiends!!
I hope you are gifted with far more Treats than Tricks!